Indecisive, Clueless with directions, Couldn't spell to save life, Obsessed with music, Sucks at being photographed

 

lexlemonof30rock:


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

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lexlemonof30rock:

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

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(Source: funnynhilariousgif)

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

(Source: darkpatriotism)

veganerdgirl:

marshpuff:

mymompickedthisurl:

thetwelfthiscoming:

sushinfood:

today-isawindingroad:

mvtk42:



monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?



This seems familiar…


THIS
GUY’S
FREAKING

DOG

IS

RUINING

MY

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

The fact the dog looks back at him in the last image just sells this.

You are ruining my life and your human is attractive.

oh hey, look. it’s me.  is it ok that i love that Polar is ruining lives?  because i do.  i love it.

that dog is the embodiment of moon moon

Wow.. This guy  could be Ryan Gosling’s stunt double. 

veganerdgirl:

marshpuff:

mymompickedthisurl:

thetwelfthiscoming:

sushinfood:

today-isawindingroad:

mvtk42:

monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?

This seems familiar…

THIS

GUY’S


FREAKING

DOG

IS

RUINING

MY

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

The fact the dog looks back at him in the last image just sells this.

You are ruining my life and your human is attractive.

oh hey, look. it’s me.  is it ok that i love that Polar is ruining lives?  
because i do.  i love it.

that dog is the embodiment of moon moon

Wow.. This guy  could be Ryan Gosling’s stunt double. 

fortheloveoftrenchcoats:

leahthemusicaddict:

Anna logic

I just love that she saw her sister had a thing about gloves, and respected it and accepted it as a thing, no questions asked, no teasing. Anna is a perfect person.

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans)

did-you-kno:

Inspired by the fact that a milk carton takes several years to decompose while the milk itself goes sour in a week, Tomorrow Machine designers are creating food packaging made of waxes, sugar, and seaweed gel that only lasts as long as the food inside. Source

did-you-kno:

Inspired by the fact that a milk carton takes several years to decompose while the milk itself goes sour in a week, Tomorrow Machine designers are creating food packaging made of waxes, sugar, and seaweed gel that only lasts as long as the food inside. Source

did-you-kno:

If you get blackout drunk, you don’t really forget the hours you spent acting like an idiot because there’s actually nothing to forget. Too much alcohol shuts down the part of your brain that records memories. That’s why you wake up thinking “what the hell did I do last night?” Source

did-you-kno:

If you get blackout drunk, you don’t really forget the hours you spent acting like an idiot because there’s actually nothing to forget. Too much alcohol shuts down the part of your brain that records memories. That’s why you wake up thinking “what the hell did I do last night?” Source

jasminemdeleon:

theblackship:

thighrabanks:

obamashipsmyotpgettinhitched:

ginganinjaswagger:

coryy:

coryy:

No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?

Just me January?

Forever alone February?

No man march?

I just had to reblog this again.

abstinent april
masturbation may
just giving up june
 

just my hand july

always alone august

sexless september

only me october?

they’ve done it

they made a reason for me to be single for every month

Bless.

(Source: coryy)